{"schema":"hottub-news/story/v1","story":"st_yrfhyo7tcwzoypny7bdq","title":"Noah tells far-right activists to leave animals be","title_en":null,"outlets":1,"brief":null,"page":"https://hottub.news/stories/noah-tells-far-right-activists-to-leave-animals-be-yrfhyo7tcw","count":1,"items":[{"id":"n_yrfhyo7tcwzoypny7bdq","seq":446768,"kind":"article","title":"Noah tells far-right activists to leave animals be","url":"https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/noah-tells-far-right-activists-to-leave-animals-be","summary":"The 600-year-old boatbuilder says he is not an Uber for ungulates and has asked protesters to stop shouting “where’s your licence?” at giraffes By Jay Rusalem, Religious Correspondent MOUNT ARARAT — Noah has accused far-right activists of waging a campaign of intimidation against his Ark, after they branded the divinely mandated flood evacuation vessel a “taxi service for illegal animals”. The 600-year-old boatbuilder said protesters had gathered at the gangplank for the…","published":"2026-09-28T14:00:20Z","seen":"2026-09-28T14:22:07Z","lang":"en","source":{"id":"kite-newsbiscuit-com-ff84c5","name":"newsbiscuit.com","domain":"newsbiscuit.com","outlet":{"wikidata":"Q7019205","name":"NewsBiscuit","type":"website","designations":["website"]}},"via":"kite-newsbiscuit-com-ff84c5","topics":["satire","news in brief","lifestyle"],"authors":["Guest Author"],"entities":[{"id":"Q1379338","name":"Noah","type":"person"}],"image":"https://static.wixstatic.com/media/98cfeb_6d298da608944cd284d9c7290c298760~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png","mentions":2,"story":"st_yrfhyo7tcwzoypny7bdq","category":"politics","category_p":0.6399999856948853,"sentiment":"negative","tone":-0.5400000214576721,"political":0.7900000214576721}]}